You Might Be In Chile If...

You drive a gasoline tanker with a cigarette in your mouth.
(but hey, the windows were rolled up - so it's perfectly safe)


You lean your ladder up against the wires to fix them - in the middle of the street with cars going by on both sides. 

You can check out a library book while you have your gas pumped, windows washed and fluids checked. Choose from 15 different titles!

You haul your friend, and lawn equipment on the back of your motorcycle.